There was a ridiculous traffic jam outside the United Center today. For those who don't live here, that's the big stadium where the Bulls and the Blackhawks play. There were literally more than a dozen limos, stretch Hummers and stretch Navigators stacked bumper to bumper along the curb, all disgorging middle aged women and tiny white girls between the ages of 9 and 14. I figured either some really rich tween queen had rented out the United Center for her birthday party, or there was an R. Kelly concert going on.
I was way off. They were all going to what was sure to be a totally super mega-amazing show by Miley Cyrus aka Billy Ray Cyrus' daughter aka Hannah Montana, aka like the coolest. girl. ever. wait, you don't know who Hannah Montana is??? Pssh. Get a clue. Seriously. Don't you ever watch the Disney Channel?
God.
1 comment:
trapped in a closet. so good. miley has nothing on the r. kel. xo
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